assholed

To get extremeley drunk... which makes you behave like a complete idiotic asshole. Basically you got fucked by alcohol(up da ass).

Man, we drank so much we got totally assholed.

by Nixx April 6, 2006

assholed

The act of someone's car getting hit from behind or hitting someone's car from behind.

Eric: Did you hear about Steve's car?
Dave: I sure did, Steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy assholed him.

Ashlee: I got assholed the other day in traffic.
Erin: Yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! Is your car totaled?

by David.. January 2, 2008

assholed

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

assholed

The process of fucking someone in the ass.

"The other day I assholed this girl"

by john poopsack March 24, 2008

Asshole's asshole

Someone who is such an asshole, that other assholes look at them and say "...Now THAT GUY'S an asshole!"

Rob? Man, he's not an asshole. He's an asshole's asshole.

by Hofstra90 September 4, 2019

asshole's asshole

some one who is a lying asshole

lying to me only makes you an asshole's asshole.

by ashley1615 August 24, 2007

assholeitis

A disease in which a teenager regresses in a fit of narcissism, self-centeredness, and egocentrism, refusing to be accountable to own behavior, projecting anger, rage, and immaturity throughout the world, with a sprinkling of ass-holeishness.

A person with assholeitis may display: Screaming in parents' face, in a high pitched, screeching, nonsensical grandiose way, in an attempt to be re-breastfed. A person with assholeitis will also display pervasive denial. (Seek attention from perturbed, tired, teenage peers.)

by RESCU May 13, 2009