assholed 

To get extremeley drunk... which makes you behave like a complete idiotic asshole. Basically you got fucked by alcohol(up da ass).

Man, we drank so much we got totally assholed.

assholed by Nixx April 6, 2006

Assholed 

When you took the last of something, knowing someone else (e.g. a sibling) would want it more!

Damn it, my sister assholed the last slice of cake!

Assholed by Slіm Shady November 14, 2017

assholed 

The act of someone's car getting hit from behind or hitting someone's car from behind.

Eric: Did you hear about Steve's car?
Dave: I sure did, Steve was sitting at the red light and some drunk guy assholed him.

Ashlee: I got assholed the other day in traffic.
Erin: Yeah, that guy nailed you pretty hard from behind! Is your car totaled?

assholed by David.. January 2, 2008

assholed 

The act of being hoodwinked by an annoyingly clever set of circumstances or person.

Nick just assholed me into taking him home and asking for a candy bar as my terms of payment.

assholed by Roger Koff November 20, 2011

assholed 

The process of fucking someone in the ass.

"The other day I assholed this girl"

assholed by john poopsack March 24, 2008

Out Assholed 

Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.

Each woman who destroys her life by succumbing to this meaningless bullying is nothing but a moronic asshole herself, only out assholed by the backward, cowardly men who get off on making them do this.

Out Assholed by Hadafakaya September 3, 2012

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023