prevert

a term often used to describe an adult imbecile (with a displaced libido) with a fetish for underage girls usually of asian descent.

A prevert is usually between the ages of 30-40, fat, lazy, on medication, balding, caucasian, perhaps with a small penis, and has a "thing" for underage Asian girls.

by mr. buggs October 1, 2004

premek

An aspiring dirty old man.

Premek is hoping a buxom, nubile female will come his way.

by jack March 6, 2004

Permerection

(In men) A state of near constant arousal sexual arousal.

Jen gives me a Permerection.
Alfonse took 3 viagra, and now he has a permerection and circulation problems.

by Kris Green September 18, 2005

Preme

A gang in middle school who like Arizona ice teas and getting kicked out of post offices

That's the preme gang

by Hdjdhshsj January 18, 2017

premiers

best under 15's basketball team in australia with the all star line up including pimpin beau gamble, mighty raptor james hancock and the a side lewis, vuka, adam, brett and ben
not to forget queeragero the best bench warmer in the world also featuring shaun and jason.

wow they just won by 60 points again

master coach daniel with famous leather jacket sold seperatly

by stooge November 18, 2003

prevert

a person about to become a pervert.

from the latin prevertus, meaning... no I'm kidding. It's just bare of pre- before
pervert

- I'm a retard who can't spell
- And you're probably a prevert.

by Steve Lewis June 13, 2004

premeditated infirmary

The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it."
Man #2: "Yeah, but listen to how fake that obviously is...he's practicing premeditated infirmary..."
Man #1: "Yeah I thought it sounded fake, what tool"

*THAT MONDAY*

Man #1: "I see Kenny didn't come to work today"
Man #2: "Douchebag...."

by Psycho-J December 1, 2006