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pingek pingaswamy

1. (informal) future president of the Pignited Pigates of Pigmerica
2. (sexualized) synonym for Vivek Ramaswamy
3. (pig) pig
pig: "yo what the absolute fuck is wrong with you"
you: "shut the fuck up you pig"
pig: "see, why do you keep saying 'pig', like you must be retarded"
you: "shut the fuck up pingek pingaswamy... you're a piggythonimeauatronapigooslim"
pig: "ah, my bad. piggy on me, piggy on 3... 1 2 3 piggy ig"
you: "valid pingek"
by Pigek Pingaswamy December 5, 2023
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Pingek Pingaswamy

Pingek Pingaswamy

The piggy piggy piglet piggity pig version of "Vivek Ramaswamy", who btw is the absolute GOAT, I love Vivek, we all love Vivek!

Pingek Pingaswamy is the correct way to refer to Vivek as true diety-self. We all love Vivek.
Did you pray today?
Obvithonny, pingek pingaswamy received my prayers. MING MING MING MING MING !
by Pigek Pingaswamy February 17, 2024
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Pingtastic

ping·tas·tic (ping-tăs'tĭk) pronunciation also ping·tas·ti·cal (-tĭ-kəl)
adj.
1. Emotes very little.
2. Subject to occasional anger tantrums that result in the bashing of his/her marital partner.
3. The butt of everyone in the immediate vicinities jokes

n.

1. One who only possesses a 56k internet connection
2.One who lives in a dilapidated shanty town and receives 1 dollar a day.
Cut the crap Wei, we know you beat your wife you pingtastic piece of shit.
by Cadet Boi September 18, 2008
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pingstain

Pingstain is a tenacious cummy blemish on ones’ garment. Usually caused by orgasmic ejaculation of the male’s reproductive fluids after he reads an erotic text message or email pinged over the internet. His sperm exits the penal orifice propelled on a trajectory to inconveniently attach to the surface of said garment with an initial globular voluminous appearance. Subsequent exposure to decay and evaporation reduces the gift to a watery slime that infiltrates the interstices of the finely woven fabric to dry into a pertinacious pingstain blemish.
1. “Hillary was dismayed by the blemish on Bill’s shirttail.”

2. “Monica panicked when she donned her dress and realized she had failed to launder it.”

3. “Republicans were jubilant over the disclosure of the pingstain.”
by Max Sexton April 15, 2010
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Pigasm

The act of having an enormous orgasm for 30 minutes just like a pig.
That stud, David D, gave me such a pigasm that I drooled all over my shirt.
by Davey_D September 27, 2011
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pinga linging

WOW
attractivness
wow dude, im so pinga linging

OH HAI THERE SEXY BEAST YOUR PINGA LINGING (looking in the mirror)
by ILOVECOOKES January 7, 2012
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Pingus

A poo covered dingus; a shitty dingus.
Meera is a pingus
by Pingus face April 8, 2017
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