Midol

1.)a miracle pill or all them bitches who are pms-ing...
2.)something you tell a guy to take when he is being a straight-up ass hole.
3.) something you wrap up and give to a girl who is a total bitch to show her how much of a bitch she is.

1.) crap, i havnt taken my midol yet, dont make me kill you!
2.)(to a guy) what the hell is your problem? take some midol, man. damn.
3.)have some midol you phsycotic bitch!

by Shubalaskubba April 17, 2006

Midwesterner

Midwesterners:
- enjoy tacky (charming) items
- are always prepared for cold weather
- listen to A Prairie Home Companion
- are too nice
- Say bag like 'beg'
- Wear flannels
- cross-country ski

Midwesterners find mugs with kittens on them charming instead of tacky.

by flapjack123 December 16, 2010

Melissa Midwest

An uber hot Internet porn star, web developer, model from Lincoln, NE. She got really famous after being arrested on frivolous charges by the police in her home town based on photos she took. She has made three DVDs, and posed for mags like Hustler, Playboy, FHM and Perfect 10. She has worked with many other stars, but most often works with Adrienne Manning, (aka Sweet Adri, Hot Adri) and Jacqueline McKee (aka Foxy Jackie). She also makes personal DVDs for anyone who would like one where she does a 3-minute strip tease while talking to you. She makes appearances in and around Lincoln, NE and does private parties.

Melissa Midwest is so hot, I had a wet dream last night after I visited her site.

by Jon-E Cage March 5, 2009

Midwalk

The act of leaving in the middle of masturbating, to answer the text asking if you want to have sex. Played as a game asking someone if they would “midwalk” a certain person. If you say no, that means you’d rather finish masturbating.

“Yo! Would you midwalk Kim?”

by Dylan Harrington November 3, 2017

Midwest Hot Pocket

Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.

Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!

by Chunkyblue August 22, 2022

Tulso midway

Bunch off pussy ass scary bitches that think the cute but really thots that live in Corpus Christi and ghetto bitches that think they crip or blood but know they Aint bout shit and they are ass at sports

tulso midway is a pussy school

by Flourbluff July 17, 2019

McDowell Steam Towel

When in a sauna you take a shit on a towel, and let it sit for approximately 2 hours. Once its all steamed up and wet with shit. you the scissors position with partner and ram the shit steam towel into her vagina like a nail being hammered into wood. After being completely rammed in there you follow it up with the Alabama hot pocket.

jocktown: o dude last night was so hardcore!
butt nugget: Really? what did u end up doing?
Jocktown: niomi and i hooked up!
Butt nugget: how far did u take it?
Jocktown: i took it all the way! i gave her the McDowell Steam Towel! she even asked for it herself!

by CYACLAY December 20, 2008