Definitions by Chunkyblue
The Texas Twister
The Texas Twister, also known as The Kansas Tornado or The Oklahoma Okie. It is a sporty/athletic move, that can be pleasurable and dangerous.
It is when two guys are completely naked and oiled up. One guy is laying face down on the floor, with his butt up, and the other guy positions his rock hard penis into the anus of the guy face down. The guy that is on top starts doing the break dance move called the 'Hand Glide' propelling his body in to a fast spinning motion, like a twister. Hence the name: The Texas Twister. Longhorn fans, Tech fans, and Aggie fans love the sport.
It is when two guys are completely naked and oiled up. One guy is laying face down on the floor, with his butt up, and the other guy positions his rock hard penis into the anus of the guy face down. The guy that is on top starts doing the break dance move called the 'Hand Glide' propelling his body in to a fast spinning motion, like a twister. Hence the name: The Texas Twister. Longhorn fans, Tech fans, and Aggie fans love the sport.
Two finance bros get back to their apartment after a night of drinking Shirley Temples at the Meat Locker and one bro says to the other; 'man I'm so rock hard', the other bro says 'lets get these clothes off and oil ourselves up and you can give me The Texas Twister!'
The Texas Twister by Chunkyblue June 12, 2026
Midwest Hot Pocket
Midwest Hot Pocket is the act in which two males hook up in a porta potty or bathroom stall and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each others anuses. This behavior usually happens around late summer or early fall when County and State Fairs are going on. However, it not exclusively beholden to those seasons. It has been reported to occur during the other seasons as well.
Bro #1: Man, all the shitters are being used.
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!
Bro #2: Hey a shitter just came open, care to share bro?
Bro #1: The cozier the better bro!
Bro #2: Man, I dig you bro. Let's scissor each other!
Bro #1: Right on!
Bro #2: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #1: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Bro #2: I'm going to explode!
Bro #1: Give me that Midwest Hot Pocket Bitch and drop that deuce in my anus.
Bro #2: Oh Yes! Now you give me that chocolatey goodness and fill my shit box!
Midwest Hot Pocket by Chunkyblue August 22, 2022
Midwest Hot Pocket
This is a seasonal event that typically occurs in late summer during county/state fairs, rodeos, etc. Two dudes hook up in a Porta Potty and start scissoring each other and then they shit in each other's anuses.
Two dudes waiting in line at the Porta potties...
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!
Dude #1: I like your cowboy hat bro!
Dude #2: Thanks man! I love your boots!
Dude #1: Hey, a Porta potty just came open, want to share?
Dude #2: Sure bro, the cozier the better!
Dude #1: I like you schlong!
Dude #2: I like your anus! Let's scissor!
Dude #1: OOOOOHHH
Dude #2:: AAAHHHH! Time for the Midwest Hot Pocket!
Dude #1: Shit inside me bitch!
Dude #2: Oh I am you twink! I am going to drop some milk duds in you.
Dude #1: I am going to blast you with the old favorite, the Baby Ruth, you worthless trash!
Midwest Hot Pocket by Chunkyblue August 14, 2022
The Squincher Squeeze
When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.
Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
The Squincher Squeeze by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022
Deuces Wild
Is when a guy yells Deuces Wild in front of two other guys, it means that he wants the other two guys to go into a bathroom stall with him and stick their dicks in his anus at the same time and ream him out. He can also signal it with both hands, ie: The guy also makes a shape of a circle/hole with the fingers on one hand and a peace sign on the other hand and rams them into the circle/hole repeatedly.
Deuces Wild by Chunkyblue June 27, 2022