by Prince Al November 24, 2007
Get the Alfonso mug.1) A mythical urban superhero who haunts inner ring suburbs righting wrongs by infiltrating and undermining groups of menaces to society and rendering them mindless with his tricks.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
2) A mindgamer who plays to the outer extremes.
3) Someone who feigns mental weakness or naivety to gain an opponents confidence.
1)"We thought the Alfster was just one of us until he disappeared leaving us with a headache and empty wallets. On top of all of that he ended up with all of our women by the end of the night."
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
2) Only an Alfster could have fooled me that bad. I feel like a real asshole now. Hopefully my head will be unscrambled after I collect my thoughts."
3) The Alfster proceeded to take all their money and donate it to a childrens orphanage after winning the poker game which he proceeded to win after pretending to be deaf.
by Petergozinya May 26, 2009
Get the Alfster mug.he's so buff that even his dick has a 6 pack on it, but because of his awareness for the women around him, he does not attempt to have a girlfriend
by Bababoeymenlover November 17, 2021
Get the Alfonso mug.To go alfresco, a phrase used to describe going without underwear. Synonymous with going commando. Coming from the word Alfresco describing an activity done in the open air.
"It's dangerous to go alfresco in shorts"
"I always go alfresco in summer, I hate having Betty Swallocks"
"I always go alfresco in summer, I hate having Betty Swallocks"
by The Bearded Otter Herder August 8, 2008
Get the Alfresco mug.1. A male in a group of people (friends) that is the leader & other guys strive to be like..ex dress, walk, talk, ect..
2. The male in the group that most any girl would want to have sexual relations with due to good looks, great confidence & charisma. Also, most other guys like being his friend.
3. The alfa male does not have to be a popular actor of some sort or have a lot of money.
4. Other people in the social group will look to this person when it is decision time. Also, other people in the group value the alda male's "word".
5. The alfa male does not get into many fights because of his high intellect & high "cool" status with other males. A very laid back person unless him or his group is threatend or the reason to fight is totally justified.
6. Other people in a social enviroment can sense the presents of the alfa male when they walk into the room due to the vibe of insuperable he bleeds out.
The alfa male is not limited to a "single" male in a social group of friends.
Also commonly known as a Dillon or Josh
2. The male in the group that most any girl would want to have sexual relations with due to good looks, great confidence & charisma. Also, most other guys like being his friend.
3. The alfa male does not have to be a popular actor of some sort or have a lot of money.
4. Other people in the social group will look to this person when it is decision time. Also, other people in the group value the alda male's "word".
5. The alfa male does not get into many fights because of his high intellect & high "cool" status with other males. A very laid back person unless him or his group is threatend or the reason to fight is totally justified.
6. Other people in a social enviroment can sense the presents of the alfa male when they walk into the room due to the vibe of insuperable he bleeds out.
The alfa male is not limited to a "single" male in a social group of friends.
Also commonly known as a Dillon or Josh
Ex: 1
Girl 1: Did you see that guy that just walk in? (Alfa Male)
Girl 2: YES! He just looks like the guy I would want to have my babies!
Girl 1: OMG..ME TOO!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Man life sucks. I think I'm going to cry.
Alfa Male: Life...live it.
Guy 1: This might sound gay, but I love you. You are a badass friend.
Ex. 3:
Alfa Male(to his group): This place is boring let bounce like titties on Baywatch.
Fake alfa male(from outside talking to Alfa Male's females): Yall should stay & have fun with me.
Alfa Male: Don't sass me d*ckhead...back the f*ck off my sheep!
Fake alfa male(gets in Alfa Male's face): What you gonna do?? I'm taking your women!
Alfa Male(turns GREEN): AAHHHHHHHHH!!! <snaps fake alfa male's neck>
Girl 1: Did you see that guy that just walk in? (Alfa Male)
Girl 2: YES! He just looks like the guy I would want to have my babies!
Girl 1: OMG..ME TOO!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Man life sucks. I think I'm going to cry.
Alfa Male: Life...live it.
Guy 1: This might sound gay, but I love you. You are a badass friend.
Ex. 3:
Alfa Male(to his group): This place is boring let bounce like titties on Baywatch.
Fake alfa male(from outside talking to Alfa Male's females): Yall should stay & have fun with me.
Alfa Male: Don't sass me d*ckhead...back the f*ck off my sheep!
Fake alfa male(gets in Alfa Male's face): What you gonna do?? I'm taking your women!
Alfa Male(turns GREEN): AAHHHHHHHHH!!! <snaps fake alfa male's neck>
by 12Die4 December 20, 2008
Get the Alfa Male mug.Usually a well of knowledge. dig deep and you'll know more. He is generally well-spoken, fluent in more than one language, a bit nerdy and loves books.
This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
This greek god usually hangs out in libraries, museumss, or regular streets. but will never invite you to a movie. Scares easily, it is advisable to handle with care and never call out his name too loudly. he might remain in shock if so.
He can be both Man and Boy, depending on who is adressing him.
by la_parisienne February 4, 2010
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