Stall Waiting 

When you realize that you and your neighbor have
finished using the bathroom at the same time so you delay exiting the stall a few seconds to avoid
any uncomfortable eye contact or "excuse me"s while leaving the stall.
Wait period is usually until the person reaches the buffer zone of
the sink, where all normal social etiquettes are re-activated.

"Hmm...Bob and I just flushed at the same time. I better wait a few seconds so I don't run into him."

Stall Waiting by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004

Ian Watkins 

The paedophilic lead singer of Welsh rock band lostprophets.

"Did you hear about the charges against Ian Watkins?"
"Yeah, something like conspiring to rape a toddler?"
"That's it. It's a shame really, he seemed like a good lad."

Ian Watkins by utytiuyiuhug December 28, 2012

Waiting on Opie 

a customary waiting period in anticipation of your marijuana to be delivered while wondering why Opie was delayed (usually accompanied by anger, annoyance, excitement, and impatience). This conduct was something his friends were accustomed to and wish they could wait for him once again.

Jason and I laughed at Chad because he was stuck at home waiting on Opie and missed out on all the fun.

Waiting on Opie by Opie420RIP June 29, 2011

gods waiting room 

Slang term for the state of Florida. It refers to the high number of retirees living there.

My grandma moved down to Gods waiting room

gods waiting room by jjjk July 28, 2006

Waiting for the other shoe to drop 

To await an event that is expected to happen, due to being causally linked to another event that has already been observed. Gets its origin from the joke in the example.

A guest who checked into an inn one night was warned to be quiet because the guest in the room next to his was a light sleeper. As he undressed for bed, he dropped one shoe, which, sure enough, awakened the other guest. He managed to get the other shoe off in silence, and got into bed. An hour later, he heard a pounding on the wall and a shout: "When are you going to drop the other shoe?" Thus the term "waiting for the other shoe to drop."

Waiting for the other shoe to drop by Bill Koch March 21, 2007

Dan Watkins 

The 'Dan Watkins' is a party trick characterised by the forceful and charismatic insertion of penis into the neck of a beer bottle.

Guy 1 - Hey man, i just did a Dan Watkins!
Guy 2 - Wow, congratz!

Dan Watkins by OHSHITWTF December 21, 2012

waiting in vain 

Hopelessly waiting for something/someone that will never be yours.

I was waiting in vain for him to leave his wife.

waiting in vain by BRE11:11 July 5, 2016