wankspanner 

Tha Hand, typically (though not always) the right hand (for example, making the left hand numb, so it feels like someone else is doing it).

jeez, i broke my wankspanner on some cunt's face at the boozer last night, and now i have nothing left to live for :(

wankspanner by skalla grim July 29, 2006

Wanksplatter

What occurs at the end of a wank if no recepticle or absorbent material is available.

Also a verb

Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"

"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"

"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."

Wanksplatter by Daniel Butler Rico January 28, 2007

Wankspanner 

Someone who is worthy of both the titles of Wanker and Spanner

You're such a Wankspanner Jeremy

Wankspanner by ShyGuy2610 May 17, 2019

Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

Wankspanker by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

wanksultation 

Noun, chiefly Br. Eng.

Contraction of Wank + Consultation.

1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*

2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*

*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.

1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!

2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.

wanksultation by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020

wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.

I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle

wankspangle by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022

wankplank 

1. Offensive word for a completely stupid person.
2. An area used to wank upon. ie a porno mag.

Fuck off you complete wankplank and stop pissing in the drinking fountain. OR That would be james' wank plank, if he could get it up.

wankplank by Jack O'grady May 3, 2005