Emerson Spartz

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.

During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...

by Mace Windows September 12, 2008

sturtz

one sexy bastard or bitch

Damn that boy is sturtz

by kippsterz August 17, 2003

spurt count

the number of times you ejaculate cum during an orgasm.

what your spurt count bruh?

by kam75xx February 6, 2019

growth spurt

When a 14 year old kid who looks like a 4"3 overnight is like 6"5

Little Bro: Um, dude- since when have you been this small?
Big Bro: HOLY S*IT YOU HAD A GROWTH SPURT

by Master Smarties November 9, 2014

Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

spurt

getting so excited in pants(usually a male) that you ejaculate.

JOhnny was about to spurt when he saw Gina walk around the corner in that skirt.

by beaner skater April 30, 2006