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Becoming owned beyond ownage. THE ULTIMATE OWNAGE!
You got sporked!

You totally got sporked!

Never spork the spork.
Sporked by Anthony Caggiano October 11, 2006
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sporkenese 

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america
Look at all those sporkenese children
sporkenese by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
A lousy spinoff of NetHack. Named after pork; see "pork".
Man, sporkhack sucks.
sporkhack by Guul June 28, 2009

Sporehead 

A forehead with lots of acne spores on it.
Hey dude we should go play basketball” Said Dave.
“No sorry man I have to go wash my sporehead” replied Dan.

Sporkenife 

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.
Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!
Sporkenife by BAHD April 17, 2007
FUBAR.. Has mechanical problems.
Computer component that has been zapped by lightning or some other surge.
We tried to use the computer, but the modem, etc. was sporked.
sporked by Lil Lady January 21, 2004