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sporkhack

A NetHack variant designed to be "more challenging." Do not attempt unless you have >5 ascensions in vanilla.

Changes include:
--high-level monsters probably won't respect Elbereth
--high-level monsters hit a lot harder
--reflection doesn't protect you completely
--conflict doesn't work unless you're in the monster's line of sight and have high charisma
--can't dip for Excalibur unless you're a knight
--various other tweaks to "game balance"/solutions to things the developer thinks are abusive.
SporkHack is great fun. Too bad the developer's a pretentious asshole who thinks he's as good as the DevTeam and treats all YANIs posted to RGRN as personal requests to him to put stuff into the game. (Even blatantly non-serious ones.)
by yay-nethack February 12, 2008
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sporkhack

A lousy spinoff of NetHack. Named after pork; see "pork".
Man, sporkhack sucks.
by Guul June 28, 2009
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Sporkfucker

1: Someone who makes up pointless words, and then defines them with esoteric references and obscenities.

2: Someone who attempts sexual intercourse woth a spork, usually resulting in extreme bodily harm.
1: "For making this definition, I am likely a Sporkfucker, but I believe it was worth it."

2: "I, am a sporkfucker. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the hospital."
by Sah-gay February 16, 2005
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sporkacide

sporkacide occurs when the spork takes its own life. thus commiting sporkicide.
my spork commited sporkacide when i dropped it of the ledge off the grand canyon
by Strongarrm117 July 31, 2011
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spirthack

A legit csgo cheat, spirthack is developed by the same owners of neverlose.
Guy 1: spirthack updated!!
Guy 2: you're capping, spirthack will never update.
by LegendiFX July 19, 2021
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Spotihacked

A concept in which Alexa and Daniel troll Paola and play songs like "Baby" by Justin Beiber and "Baby Shark." Paola starts to sing along with the songs and enjoys after a while of battling against Spotify!!!
Oh, no!!! Alexa just Spotihacked me!!!
by a l e x a September 26, 2018
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SporkFucker

1) One who engages in sexual relations with Spoon-Fork combination eating utensils.
2) Magna Kaser of #gplus
1) That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.
by ThiagoMengo69 July 26, 2003
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