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A virus created by Myg0t, a forum comprised of hacker clans that grief the lands of Counter Strike. Parodied in "I hate yuo myg0t", a flash that pokes fun at CS nerds where some nerd named Konane is tricked into downloading it by Myg0t members.
"You should try downloading sp0rkeh; here's the link:"
"Well, okay, sounds pretty neat."
"What...WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO MY COMPUTER?!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKIN' TRICKED ME, YOU FUCKERRRS...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!"
sp0rkeh by AoA February 6, 2010
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It's a very destructive virus, programmed by one of the senior myg0t Members (myg0t calls itself the Harassment authority). This virus replaces nearly all texts on the windows tabs with the text "Sp0rkeh 0wnz y00!" and makes the desktop not to show up. Programs can be started with the task manager.
Go watch the flash-movie at www.pwned.nl , the example shows up near the end.
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AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.
See www.pwned.nl for an example.
sporkeh by progamer124 April 13, 2005
A stupid fake program, which is said to do multiple things, mainly for idiots who play counter strike all day.
Usually ends up being a virus if donwloaded.
Download Sporkeh Now!(3mb)
Features: Emulate "Steam", cheat on counter strike, and access hidden pentagon files.
Sporkeh by Thadanator February 13, 2005
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