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A virus created by Myg0t, a forum comprised of hacker clans that grief the lands of Counter Strike. Parodied in "I hate yuo myg0t", a flash that pokes fun at CS nerds where some nerd named Konane is tricked into downloading it by Myg0t members.
"You should try downloading sp0rkeh; here's the link:"
"Well, okay, sounds pretty neat."
"What...WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO MY COMPUTER?!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKIN' TRICKED ME, YOU FUCKERRRS...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!"
sp0rkeh by AoA February 6, 2010
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It's a very destructive virus, programmed by one of the senior myg0t Members (myg0t calls itself the Harassment authority). This virus replaces nearly all texts on the windows tabs with the text "Sp0rkeh 0wnz y00!" and makes the desktop not to show up. Programs can be started with the task manager.
Go watch the flash-movie at www.pwned.nl , the example shows up near the end.
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AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.
See www.pwned.nl for an example.
sporkeh by progamer124 April 13, 2005
A stupid fake program, which is said to do multiple things, mainly for idiots who play counter strike all day.
Usually ends up being a virus if donwloaded.
Download Sporkeh Now!(3mb)
Features: Emulate "Steam", cheat on counter strike, and access hidden pentagon files.
Sporkeh by Thadanator February 13, 2005

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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