schmetard

A person who is acting unbelievably retarded, and is unable to attain a level of friendship with anyone surrounding them.

2+2 is 4, you schmetard.

or

"You forgot to refill the toilet paper, you schmetard!"

by Coleyoyo July 26, 2006

shmetarded

An insulting adjective resembling "retarded," except that it means both being retarded and smelling bad.

T: Yo this dude's a dumbass
Jay: Yea and he smells like piss too.
Irv: I would say that dude is shmetarded

by Blazed Irv July 6, 2007

slimstade

coolest fucking person in the world who will kick ur ass at any game

dude i just got my ass beat by slimstade

by slimstade October 21, 2011

Scimitard

One who is challenged in the arts of using a Scimitar, or one who cannot pronounce scimitar (Sim-ee-tar or Sim-uh-tar or sim-ih-tar).

Guy1: Onoeslolz I lawsted mai skimmy!
Guy2: Onoeslolz it'z in mah heeeeaddd!
Guy3: Scimitards...

by GOLDIFRICKINLOCKS January 13, 2008

slimtard

The combination of words Slim & Retard. The opposite of stufat, which is Stupid & Fat

Guy 1: Hey, Your a slimtard!

Guy 2: Oh yeh! Your stufat

by stufat July 2, 2009

slinktard

When the position that you're in looks constipated

Kinky: wow thats very slinktard
Slinky: It is very kinky aswell

by kinkymaster101 February 8, 2017

slimewar

Its a slime war

We ready slimewar

by Top4ktx October 19, 2020