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slideware 

A product or service (usually software based)that looks profoundly revolutionary, extraordinary or ground breaking, but only exists in the form of Power Point pictures. Pejorative term for the fake garbage used to solicit and obtain billions of VC money during The Bubble. Led to numerous heartbreaking all nighters by the poor fools that actually had to try to implement the half baked flakey promoters' con artist Vision.
The electric dog polisher could have changed the world according the the slideware, but none of the code or design ever really existed. The promoter walked off with millions in golden parachute money
slideware by Hojoh October 30, 2006
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Porn specifically involving women being covered in torrents of semen or a cum substitute.

This differs from Bukkake by the sheer volume of semen that covers the women.
Example: "Hannah fell in that paddling pool of wallpaper paste. She was covered in paste from head to toe. It looked just like Slimewave." *fap fap fap*
slimewave by Amog November 3, 2012

Slimetard 

Is a combination of slime and retard.
Kite is a ticket slave for fraud so telus calls him a slimetard.
Slimetard by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

Slimetard 

Kite is poor and is frauds ticket slave he must be a slimetard
Slimetard by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

slimetard 

Person who affiliates themselves regularly with slimes
Kite is poor and a support ticket slave? he must be a slimetard what a loser.
slimetard by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026