Schwarzenegger Cock

When you're married and knock up your wife and maid at the same time

WTF your wife is pregnant and so is the help, dude you have a Schwarzenegger cock

by Slick&Silly August 13, 2017

schurr

A last name from the Germans. Or in other words a loving caring name. A Schurr can sometimes be hard headed. Big hearted people who would do anything for anyone.

The Schurrs came home.

by The most awesome people ever June 18, 2016

Schwartz

An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".

Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.

by LT48313 March 5, 2011

Schwarzes

The German word for "black," also used in Yiddish and other derivations as slang for a "black person."

OMG...uns schwarzes kerl in Deutschland?

"omg a black guy in germany?"

by Whatthehellareyoulookingat January 7, 2009

Schwartz

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz

by Spodermen2121 z February 7, 2017

Schwarzenegger

Funny actor, funny governor. In the process of rescuing California (Pronounced CAHL E FOUR KNEE UHHH) from random terroists that threaten to blow up California with a bunch of explosives.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is also proficiant in firing an M-60 with one arm with perfect accuracy. He has also mastered holding and firing two assault rifles at the same time, WHILE dislodging a 8 foot pipe from a wall amd chucking it as if was a spear and impaling the one who was unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the aforementioned pipe. Another noteworth mention, is that he can wipe out an entire army without even as much as a single scratch, as seen in the movie commando

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

by CableGod May 5, 2009