Penor Noir

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.

Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal

by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016

premorse

1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.

by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010

pregorexia

The state of being extremely skinny to the point of being nearly anorexic when pregnant.

This trend became popular after startling images of Nicole Kidman and Nicole Richie surfaced, as they both looked as if they gained only the weight of their babies...

But in their desire to remain on the fashion radar, pregorexics risk their health and that of their unborn child.

It's a phenomenon that's being fuelled by the growth in designer pregnancy wear.

This "state of being" has a name that belongs to one of many buzzwords that make a serious deadly illness sound totally trendy

Milla: Did you see those pictures of angelina holding those babies?
Christina: I did! Does she EVER eat?
Milla: probably not, she has been diagnosed with pregorexia
Christina: I bet you're jealous...

by g-diggity October 21, 2008

Penor

Basically, another word for penis; however, penor can be used in several different types of context.

1. "Stop being such a penor".

2. "Willie was taking a piss and I totally saw his penor!"

by nalyd June 15, 2013

Penorritos

A penis wrapped in a flour tortilla, covered in pace picante salsa if one chooses.

Hi my name's Tedz Burrenis and for lunch i had a couple Penorritos.

by tedz 2.0 December 29, 2010

Pretoria

If you support the blue bulls rugby team, like beer, hatfield square, eat boerewors and paint your children blue for the rugby

oh my god ,shame those poor chilred are painted blue and smell like boerewors, they must be from Pretoria.

by poppie tart December 2, 2009

Pregnorant

A woman who has 2 or more children by more than 1 father and is pregnant again by a third or more father.

Did you hear that she's pregnant again and doesn't know who the dad is I swear to god I think she's Pregnorant.

by Edward Gobea January 24, 2008