cock blocked by oprah

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

oral permission

Fellatio or cunnilingus performed reluctantly or under duress.

Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately

Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.

"Please give me oral permission as an acknowledgment of your willingness otherwise we will glide to destruct."

Philip K. Dick

Lies, Inc.

by errataagain October 9, 2009

Oprah Effect

The almost viral phenomenon that occurs when Oprah endorses a cause or person or product. When Oprah announces her approval of something, its popularity will almost surely escalate to the point of frenzy.
First introduced by the cable news networks' 2008 Presidential election campaign coverage.

Woman # 1: "Did you hear that Oprah's backing Barack Obama for president in '08?"
Woman #2: "I'm voting for him. He's got the Oprah Effect."

Man # 1: "Now, how in the hell did Dr. Phil get his own show?"
Man # 2: "Must be the Oprah Effect, man."

by terribleDH January 10, 2008

oprah winfrey

One of the lizard people secretly scheming to re-enslave humanity.

Oprah Winfrey will disembowel you if you reveal its true identity.

by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

orale holmes

A greeting, typically between Chicano Americans. Roughly equivalent to "wazzup?"/"whassup?"/"whutup?"

Orale holmes! Did ju get down with that girl last night?

by trikytree August 6, 2015

oprah

To make billions of money and show off in front of middle-aged white women

Dude, did you watch "Apprentice" last night? Trump was totally Oprah!

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

Oral Rot

An individual with such bad breath that it's akin to decomposing flesh. If you didn't know better, you would swear that they had an internal organ rotting away and the smell is expelling via the mouth.

Broooohh that dude's breath is vile.

Yea braaahhhh. He's got oral rot.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017