the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.
(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine
(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)
(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)
(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
by m-37 January 27, 2005
Get the Alfred E. Neuman mug.A great King from Denmark. He was born the 26 of January in 1981, and have been aiming for the stars ever since.
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Get the nuzaiba mug.Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.
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Get the alfred e. neuman mug.Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.
Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it
Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it
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Get the Neuralink mug.A device shaped like a steel circlet which is placed around the head of a person with psionic mental abilities (telepathy, telekinesis, etc.). The device emits high-frequency radio waves that disrupt the delta wave capabilities of the wearer's brain, thus dampening any psionic abilities. Neural inhibitors have been known to be capable of being reprogrammed to reverse the effect and actually create a barrier for the wearer against any telepathic infiltration or attack.
In 'X-Men 2: United', William Stryker placed a neural inhibitor on the telepathic Professor X's head in order to interrogate and incarcerate him without retaliation.
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Step into an elevator and you hear muzak. Tune to CNN, MSNBC, or FOX News Channel and you see newzak.
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