newzak 

A form of news coverage which is watered-down, dumbed-down and/or consists of stories of limited importance but greater popular appeal.

Step into an elevator and you hear muzak. Tune to CNN, MSNBC, or FOX News Channel and you see newzak.

newzak by Chris Connett July 30, 2008

Newzak 

The modern equivalent of muzak, where small TV screens have replaced speakers in elevators and stream tidbits of seemingly useless information to patrons as they ride up to their offices in the morning.

I was reading the newzak in the elevator this morning and learned that you should rinsed your mouth with non-alchoholic mouth wash after brushing to rinse away the bits of bacteria dislodged from your teeth while brushing.

Newzak by Ralphrr November 4, 2012

nezaket 

she is a really loud and talkative person. she is usually popular girl and has a lot of close and pretty friends. she obviously has a lot of guys going after her (even some girls ;). if you know a nezaket, better keep her!!

wow nezaket is coming!!

nezaket by picklegirlaturdoor December 27, 2018

newsak 

What a 24 hour news channel broadcasts to fill in the gaps.

Studio anchor interviewing the "on the spot" reporter about something which may happen later.

You can see "newsak" on BBC News 24, SKY News, CNN, etc on a "slow news day".

newsak by Keith T. April 18, 2008

Newmake 

Verb. To make something from scratch.

I havn't newmaked my computer yet.

Newmake by Awc#80 July 18, 2010

newak 

a phrase for ugly, stinky, old slut that gives ass for a fag and your first reaction when seeing him/her is: "damn fuck i gonna vomit !!!"

70-year-russian-homeless-whore <- run! newak! bleeeehhhhhh!!!

newak by Apolllllllo July 6, 2006