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One of the rarest names in the world, and for good reason to-
1.)This person is a hoe when it comes to flirting, but if this person actually settles down for someone they are the biggest Simp.
2.)This person is the most best looking person you'll ever meet
3.)Knows how to do many things but probably not good at it
4.) Biggest procrastinator
5.)Loves Milfs
6.)Is very annoying but fun I guess
- Dreams of becoming Famous (like Will Smith)
"Netzah" I've seen him around
Netzah by Rey monopoly November 21, 2021

Netáhlíno Panicitida

Commonly known as The Extreme virginity behaviour syndrome.

Loosely translated from Czech language as Ain'tpullo Virginitidus, is a rare disease that affects (mostly) men in ages between 16 and 23. I has not yet been discovered by public and medical proffesionals, therefore it's not yet fully researched. However, a group of Czech analysts, who discovered it, did some research and found out about its drastic symptoms (simptoms).

Person rather chooses to ditch previously set up plans with the boys, only to be with his partner, which directly violates the first and the most important rule of the Bro code: "Bros before hoes." Also he can't go anywhere without his partner.

This was discovered by a company of a few Czech intelectuals, who started to see these symptoms on one of the boys.

Patient zero: codename "Nyprd"
A: "Jde s námi hrát counter-strike?" (Is he gonna play Counter-Strike with us?)
B: "Ne, trápí ho Netáhlíno Panicitida." (No, he probably has Ain'tpullo Virginitidus.)
A: "Panic." (Virgin.)
means for real. It is another word for really or seriously. It is usually used in combination with "Oh" as in "Oh nettah?!", which basically means "Oh for real?!" or "really".
Matt: What are you doing Saturday night?
Joey: Nothing much...I'm probably going to the movies. Why?
Matt: Because I got an extra front row ticket to the Astros game with your name on it.
Joey: Oh nettah?!
Matt: Nettah!
nettah by TexasrebelJD August 28, 2006
A drunk singer doomed to spend his days straddled by a cute LP. Will often resist but deep down we all know he likes it.
LP: "*Straddles and nuzzles Netz"
Netzach: "aaaaaaaa"
netzach by Splatz October 19, 2020

netaholic 

a web adiction,it's a person who live always online,on her phone,pc, or laptop he have a string adiction to all network.
-jimmy ,past 20 hours a day online.waouuu! he s a netaholic
netaholic by hermannes May 23, 2009
Any successful combination of speed, lithe movement and intelligence that appears sloppily executed to the naked eye.
IE: I'm not a walking accident, I'm actually pretty netah.
IE: I think the reason he breaks so many tackles is his netahness.
IE: That netah left hook got the job done,he waited for the right moment and pow!
Netah by Netah March 23, 2008