incarcerate 

The formal process preceeding an all expense paid trip to jail

I was incarcerated before my all expense paid trip to jail.

incarcerate by deplemisher April 24, 2003

incarceritis

Noun. Acute illness contracted by previously healthy individual who has been placed under arrest. A last ditch attempt to avoid being taken to jail. Symptoms normally relieve spontaneously upon being placed in an ambulance or ED room.

"We just arrested him for assault. The minute we put him in the car he complained of stomach pain. I'm pretty sure it's incarceritis".

incarceritis by AngryJL January 2, 2008

Incarceritis

• The act of faking an illness to avoid being taken to jail.

• The inflammation of feeling related to not wanting to be arrested.

• The use of a lie to try to keep from being incarcerated.

That patient in room 4 isn't really sick, he just has incarceritis.

Did you see the EKG of that incarceritis chest pain patient? It's practically text-book perfect!

Incarceritis by Night.ER.Ninja July 26, 2014

Incarceration 

Imprisonment, being sent to jail.

P-Diddy avoided incarceration, but all the legal stuff and media attention was just too much for J-Lo to deal with.

Incarceration by Noh Whey May 16, 2004

Rodentus incarcerarium 

A prison inmate who has turned informant on other inmates for protection or benefit.

"Gentlemen, we must determine
which of our fellow inmates has become the Rodentus Incarcerarium." - Anthony "Fat Tony" D'Amico, The Simpsons

Rodentus incarcerarium by Abdul Mohammed Jabar Ra'uf Karim Ali July 3, 2005

incarcerated 

A formal word for jailed, arrested, locked up, etc.

One of my friends got incarcerated after he partied naked in the public fountain.

incarcerated by Jam3s_B0nd July 15, 2014

Incarceritis

Finding out you are going to jail and suddenly becoming ill....requiring and ambulance.

Looks like Sally's case of incarceritis might keep her out of the holding cell for at least two hours.

Incarceritis by late147 January 24, 2010