Musdouche

A fake mustache - often ridiculous looking and intended to be funny or ironic. It is most often seen on hipsters and is the primary basis of a mustache party.

It is believed that an individual is given special "douche powers" when wearing a musdouche, which make them intolerable to anyone other than legitimate douchebags and fellow musdouche wearers. Once the musdouche is removed, the individual in question typically returns to their normal state.

Girl one: "Oh good grief. That guy with the musdouche hasn't shut up since he got to the party."

Girl two: "Yeah, he's usually a cool guy, but the force of the musdouche is strong with him."

by sudanhim December 14, 2011

muskovite

A person whom is part of Elon Musk’s circle of friends.

Satan is a muskovite.

by AnonDoxy January 19, 2023

muskoka woods

Most executive "summer camp" ever.

it cost me $50,000 to send my kid to Muskoka Woods this summer

by exec May 9, 2005

Muckout

To go for a shit. To deficate.

'Ive just had one hell of a Muckout'.

'Someones had a Muckout in there, it stinks they have proper smashed the fuck out of trap 1'.

MO = Muckout, 'Dont go in there ive just been for an MO'

'What a Muckout, someone better call a plumber'

by BenJ1111 January 3, 2010

mustouche

A mustache belonging to a douche. e.g. A coffee shop guitar player, or if Justin Bieber could grow facial hair.

Example usage:
"Wow that guy must work out a lot to be able to grow that mustache, sike, what a mustouche on that douche."

by christouche May 26, 2014

Mouskoulompampas

A Greek word that defines an individual with abnormal strength.

-Wow this guy is so muscular and strong
-Yeah he is a real Mouskoulompampas

by ΤΟ ΣΥΝΝΕΦΟ March 13, 2017

Muskox

Honestly just the fucking best animal that ever lived. Of this beast come at u u best run cause you don’t want the smoke.

Person:Yo did you see that muskox fight a wolf?
Other person: ya that was crazy this damn muskox are beasts.

by Immamuskoxeshoe November 23, 2019