muskou 

Name for a physically inept mouse

"Yo my guy, you see that mouse at the gym? He was a muskou"

muskou by Draych February 20, 2023

Muskokan Cheese Grater 

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

Muskokan Cheese Grater by teratoma April 20, 2010

Muskoka Steamship

During anal intercourse partner A removes his penis from partner B. Partner A then pours maple syrup on his penis and partner B completes the act by performing oral sex on partner A.

Last night my girl gave me a Muskoka Steamship, she must really love me.

Muskoka Steamship by Made in Muskoka December 4, 2012

Muskox Butt 

Describes the rear end of the largest unattractive female(s) in the office. They often travel in packs.

That accounting intern has a muskox butt. Stay back when she turns around or you may get a temporary but unfortunate beard.

Muskox Butt by PermanentHarassmentZone July 7, 2009

Mukou Aoi

*tururururururururururururururururu* *tururururururururururururururururu* *tururu* *tururu* *turu*

Bro, do you know the character Mukou Aoi?
Yea, from the game Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi
Her catchphrase is my favorite bro, it goes *tururururururururururururururururu*

Bro for real

Mukou Aoi by ProgrammerAniWeeb September 27, 2021

Muskoka 

Beautiful cottage country in south-central Ontario, Canada. Made 'famous' by such Hollywood stars as Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks and others.
Once a place of peace and quiet, respectfully tainted with the noise of summer-fun including boating, water skiing, tubing, and just about any other outdoor activity - other than HUNTING!
The original cottages were a place to escape to from the rat-race of the stinky city - mainly the city of Toronto.
Once this land was 'discovered' by certain high-profile people, rich pricks decided it was 'trendy' and 'necessary' to purchase land or a cottage there so as to look upwardly-mobile. This has degraded Muskoka by making it unrealistically expensive for the average layman to purchase; and unmanagable for those who first set their cottage roots there, due to higher taxes and anal newcomers.
Like the white-man raped the Native Americans' lands, so has the yuppie/rich prick raped Muskoka.

New Muskokan cottager:

Franchini: "Are we taking the Bentley and the Bichon to Muskoka this weekend Elsha?"
Elsha: "Well we may need the Bentley because Arthur is flying in from Eton. I think we should have Ramon watch the Bichon as you know Arthur just won't have anything to do with her shedding!"
Franchini: "Fine..fine..fine..Let Ramon watch the bitch and we shall enjoy Cognac with Arthur in Muskoka...I do hope the central air is on when we arrive and that the plumbers have installed the three 'bidets' in the main washrooms."

TRUE Muskokan cottager in the 70s:

Merv: "Did we get the coolers and sleeping bags all packed kids?"
Kids: "Yes daddy, and mommy made us some lunches 'cause we're hungry now and can't wait till we stop for our mid-trip snack. I hope the bunny's are there at the stop. Can we get our allowance now so we can buy some blackballs and bottlecaps daddy?"
Merv: "If you are good. Remember, its a long drive but at least we have this wagon now. Too bad we can't afford a plane to fly up and avoid the traffic." - laughing
Kids: "Yea, but at least we have a boat so we can ski and fish and stuff."
Merv: "That's true kids, good attitude."

Muskoka by psiscott April 27, 2006

Okie from Muskogee 

1. Originally meant a loser from Muskogee, Oklahoma. Okie is slang for a person from Oklahoma. Muskogee is a small, rural city in the middle of east bumble fuck Oklahoma.

2. A loser with limited prospects, limited or no education, and no future. Usually, but not limited to, those from southern States who have a strong southern accent.

3. Anyone from the redneck class with no future.

From the movie "Officer and a Gentleman":

Worley: Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world.

Lynette: I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't wanna marry you. I really like you. We've had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.

Lynette: justifying why she dumped Sid I don't need no Okie from Muskogee! I can get that right here!

Mayo: You selfish bitch!

Okie from Muskogee by Viking2121 May 8, 2009