Muckout

To go for a shit. To deficate.

'Ive just had one hell of a Muckout'.

'Someones had a Muckout in there, it stinks they have proper smashed the fuck out of trap 1'.

MO = Muckout, 'Dont go in there ive just been for an MO'

'What a Muckout, someone better call a plumber'

by BenJ1111 January 3, 2010

Muckout

The verb, muckout, is the action of going to a club/bar or any place where the consumption of alcohol takes place and seeing to it that the female attendees are sexually satisfied by the end of the night. Some consider this a duty, a responsibility, an absolute tenet whilst others treat it merely as a hobby. There are some that are better at mucking out than others however it is the intention to muckout that is key not the success of the act itself.

Male 1: "You gonna muckout tonight la?
Male 2: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Male 1: "evy tha la"

by Celbows May 27, 2022

Muckmouth

Someone who swears a lot.
Can also refer to semen in the mouth of a girl (or boy).
Also a skateboard magazine based in New Zealand.

Alex was wanking in the bath and the jizz landed in his mouth. Bloody muckmouth.

by nobjockey101 October 28, 2008

muck out

To enter ones contents of the bowels in to the bog. i.e. have a fucking good shit

I'll be gone sometime im off to the shitter for a muck out.

Dont go in their it stinks i've just had a fucking good muck out.

Wheres the bog, i need a muck out.

Your fucking cat has just had a muck out all over the fucking floor.

Look at that dog its having a nasty muck out, and it fucking stinks.

by Cunts November 5, 2006

muck out

the transition between making out and fucking

Johnny Godeeper: "I made it to the muck out bro, but I didn't go all the way."
Melvin: "What's muck out?"
Johnny Godeeper: "It's like when you run from third to home...and the pitcher tags you out."

by esposed July 7, 2010

Muck out

Formed from 'mucking out' or cleaning the poo from livestock dwellings.

However, more modernly, it is in reference to laying the hammer down on a big babe's butthole. Hence, cleaning the poo from her balloon knot.

Me: Goddamn it, Bernice is lookin good over there.

Friend: you won't muck out her asshole.

Me: you think I'm scared to muck out Bernice? Fuck you pal. I bet I could muck her out so hard she loses 5 lbs... Then I do it

by TittyfaceJenkins June 30, 2021

mucknuts

When you have had a crap and the toilet paper runs out and the shit dries on your arse

I really must get home and change my chuddies', the toilet paper ran out and I really need to hack these mucknuts off

by ziggyman May 21, 2010