Muskogee 

A way of saying something is far out or beyond comprehension. Either positive or negative.

The news these days is so muskogee.

That backflip was so muskogee I almost passed out.

Muskogee by Devon Jarvis Harris May 3, 2018

Muskogee 

Natural habitat to the wild crack heads.

Muskogee has the best meth!

Muskogee by Cloeyquinn January 30, 2021

MUSKOGEE WHOPPEE CUSHION 

The act of performance oral sex on a female and inflating her vaginal cavity with air. Once at capacity you sit on their stomach.

Tom is such a dick, he filled my snatch uo with air last night and sat on my stomach, my neighbors could hear that queef. Now im known as Leah the Muskogee whoppee cushion queen!

MUSKOGEE WHOPPEE CUSHION by Imafanofyourmom March 18, 2021

Okie from Muskogee 

1. Originally meant a loser from Muskogee, Oklahoma. Okie is slang for a person from Oklahoma. Muskogee is a small, rural city in the middle of east bumble fuck Oklahoma.

2. A loser with limited prospects, limited or no education, and no future. Usually, but not limited to, those from southern States who have a strong southern accent.

3. Anyone from the redneck class with no future.

From the movie "Officer and a Gentleman":

Worley: Lynette, marry me. Make me the happiest man in the whole world.

Lynette: I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't wanna marry you. I really like you. We've had ourselves some really great times, but I thought you understood. I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.

Lynette: justifying why she dumped Sid I don't need no Okie from Muskogee! I can get that right here!

Mayo: You selfish bitch!

Okie from Muskogee by Viking2121 May 8, 2009

Muskogean(s) 

Lifestyle:
A) Usually found dwelling in home unit taking care of children, while watching reality television.
B) Albertsons parking lot

Entertainment:
Muskogeans only enjoy one of the follow (In this order)
A) Cars going in circles on a track
B) BBQ Restaurants
C) Spiritual gathers
D) Casinos
E) Music/Concerts consisting only of cover artist.

"If I don't get to a toilet quick, my pants are gonna have the life of a Muskogean(s)"

Muskogean(s) by Loganistan October 16, 2008