An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.
D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?
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by Miiiiikkkkkeeee April 29, 2008
Get the Mexistash mug.Mexistance is a fitment term for cars that have wheels too wide for their fenders. The wheels stick out and the car sits up too high, causing the most awful wheel gap. Also referred to as "monster truck fitment".
Tons of toxic people in the car community do it while failing to look cool. Has no relation to age, sex, race/ethnicity, or even location.
Tons of toxic people in the car community do it while failing to look cool. Has no relation to age, sex, race/ethnicity, or even location.
"DUDE did you see that Camry? It's mexistanced af!"
"I need flares for my new wheels, my car just has mexistance."
"That minivan looks like a monster truck, talk about a mexistance problem."
"I need flares for my new wheels, my car just has mexistance."
"That minivan looks like a monster truck, talk about a mexistance problem."
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Get the mexistance mug.A mexican mustache. That trails from the center of your upper lip, to the mountainous region of the asshole. Can start at the anus. Genererates 300kohms of butt-crack-heat in less than a second. They are stylish on men, but do not look good on women, unless they are Russian, but they are pretty much men anyways.....
I shaved my mexostache today because I got tired of keeping it up. The powerful shocks to my nutsack did not help either.
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