Kolache 

When the penis slides up between the labia instead of sliding in the vagina

Brad accidentally gave me a kolache during sex last night.

Kolache by Gdawg13 March 17, 2020

kolache 

1) In most of the U.S.: A Czech/Slovak food. Small round pastry. Soft dough topped with filling such as cream cheese, cinnamon apples, apricots, poppyseed, lemon, strawberry. etc.
2) In Texas & probably a few other places: dough wrapped around a sausage or sometimes ham. Real name is klobasnek. Sometimes with cheese, jalapenos, or both. See also: Pig-In-A-Blanket. Can also have crazy specialty fillings such as chicken & stuffing, fajita meat, pot roast & carrots, phillysteak, scrambled eggs & bacon, etc.
3) Smashing drunk

"I can't believe Sarah took a shit in the snow right in front of the cafe! She was effing kolached last night; it was hysterical."

kolache by kay-tay June 20, 2008

kolache 

a specific form of cuddle/snuggling between two people that was derived from how a pastry wraps around a sausage.

'hi boyfriend, wanna kolache?'

kolache by lorraineykid56 December 3, 2009

kolachode 

A kolache that is misshapen or deform

Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.

kolachode by Logan March 27, 2005

The Kolache 

An act in which you thrust your penis repeatedly inside another human's fat roll.

She buttered me up and let me do the kolache on her last night.

The Kolache by White_Goodman September 22, 2014

Kolache 

The act of a homosexual male bleaching one's asshole, also know as the balloon knot.

Male 1 - Yo what's your plan tonight bro?
Male 2 - Just GTK
Male1 - Don't you mean GTL
Male 2 - No man! Gym Tanning Kolache

Male 1 - What the fuck is Kolache?
Male 2 - Getting my B-hole bleached!
Male 1 - Your such a fag

Kolache by Squrt Reynolds November 9, 2015

Koschkee 

Quiet sensitive person who is friendly and cordial but who really enjoys "alone time". Does not have much body hair, but whatever is there is unusually long. Most Koschkees have nicely shaped teeth, but they are often yellow or cream colored. Hammer toe and bunyans are a common affliction. Profuse sweaters, Koschkee's rely heavily on scented powders and lotions to mask any unfortunate odors. They are known to quickly give you the shirt off their backs, but in the next breath will steal another one from someone unable to defend themselves.

Look at that sweaty Koschkee over there! It's not even that warm out.

Koschkee by packmann66 February 2, 2010