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The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.
Everyone: "this country is the worst thing ever"
Everyone else: "yes it is. Kolechia sucks."
kolechia by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014
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Kolcheat 

verb To repeatedly, shamelessly, and egregiously cheat on academic examinations, often characterized by pasting pages of solution manuals into textbooks, or visiting the restroom during the examination to consult with textbooks or other students.

Other Forms: Kolcheater, Kolcheated, Kolcheatsky,
"Oh I heard you kolcheated on that last test. It wasn't completely obvious or anything."
Kolcheat by Sergio Ramone April 27, 2008

kohlschmorfen 

When you desperately hit on absolutely everyone, even though the chances are just as great as winning 500.000€ in lotto scratch-off tickets.
This guy just cannot stop kohlschmorfen. Why doesn't he understand that I'm not interested?

I have received a lot of messages from Simps which tried to kohlschmorf all the time!

Koscharkh 

going out of the home without any purpose, some times to find some girls to fuck. (Persian word)
guy1) kojayi? (where are you?)
guy2) biroonam (outside)
guy1) che gohi mikhori? (what the fuck you are doing?)
guy2) koscharkh mizanam! (having some koscharkh)
Koscharkh by Mc-H December 25, 2009

Pulled a Kolchins 

To always talk about getting together with local friends when you are in town, and then once you are in town you don't call them or give them advance notice, but post pictures of your local visit on social media
I remember discussing with Josh that we'd get together with the kids when he was in town, but he pulled a Kolchins and came and went without any notice he was around
Pulled a Kolchins by Ligity June 23, 2015

Koscheck 

another word for the female vagina. Reffering to what his eye looked like after the fight with GSP
your eye looks like a big nasty koscheck!!
Koscheck by The conundrummer December 21, 2010