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kolechia
The worst country in the world.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.
Arstotzka much better.
This is bad country.
do not go for summer vacations.
Go to Arstotzka Instead.
kolechia by Jorji Costava November 18, 2014
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kölsch • kolache • KOldcheese • Kotschnüffler • kohlschmorfen • kolachode • kolchak • Kolcheat • kolchina • kolchoma
Kolcheat
verb To repeatedly, shamelessly, and egregiously cheat on academic examinations, often characterized by pasting pages of solution manuals into textbooks, or visiting the restroom during the examination to consult with textbooks or other students.
Other Forms: Kolcheater, Kolcheated, Kolcheatsky,
Other Forms: Kolcheater, Kolcheated, Kolcheatsky,
Kolcheat by Sergio Ramone April 27, 2008
kohlschmorfen
When you desperately hit on absolutely everyone, even though the chances are just as great as winning 500.000€ in lotto scratch-off tickets.
This guy just cannot stop kohlschmorfen. Why doesn't he understand that I'm not interested?
I have received a lot of messages from Simps which tried to kohlschmorf all the time!
I have received a lot of messages from Simps which tried to kohlschmorf all the time!
kohlschmorfen by AlexDerZerstörer March 27, 2022
Pulled a Kolchins
To always talk about getting together with local friends when you are in town, and then once you are in town you don't call them or give them advance notice, but post pictures of your local visit on social media
I remember discussing with Josh that we'd get together with the kids when he was in town, but he pulled a Kolchins and came and went without any notice he was around
Pulled a Kolchins by Ligity June 23, 2015
Koscheck
Koscheck by The conundrummer December 21, 2010
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