jizzmaster

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.

DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!

by M. Mushu May 1, 2003

Jizzamatism

Blurry vision due to cum getting in the eyes.

I came in that bitches eye and she tried to punch me but she missed. She couldn't see me due to her jizzamatism.

by DrRockso March 18, 2009

jizzcatcher

one that catches jizz; specifically : that person's mouth

Keep runnin ur jizzcatcher n ur gonna be hurtin fa sho.

by 907grrl July 15, 2010

Jizzmas

The season of good will....ies!

Merry Jizzmas to all, and to all a good night ;)

I hope Santa cums down your chimney!

by St. Dickolas December 9, 2009

Jizzman

The supreme lord of all that is and ever shall be. He is the pimp of all pimps, lord of all ladies, and must be referred to as The Jizzman. All ladies who come across him shall be smitten and all who cross him shall be smoten.

When the The Jizzman sleeps at night, he sleeps on a pile of money with lots of naked ladies. Jizzman, I am not worthy. Please have mercy on me Mr. Jizzman.

by Jizzman November 14, 2003

Jizzamatropolis

A place a male goes to when the sex is so good and he's about to ejaculate. A land full of steamy ejaculate. Is said to be a mythical land but others disagree and believe this place exists!

Nigga, the sex last night was SO good I partied all night in jizzamatropolis.

or

Hey boo, you wanna go with me to Jizzamatropolis?

by Alicia Zizzo May 17, 2006

jizznatch

A derogatory term that only derogates the user, since it is an unfortunate example of his or her own asinine behaviour and vocabulary.

Also... to jizz on one's snatch.

Jizznatch! I Jizzed on your Snatch!

by Molloy November 11, 2004