undeserving SOB,

lacking the quality of being useful,
important or highly desirable.
Not worth a damn.
Measured by the esteem in which
the person or thing is held.
She continued to tell her friend Jill
"Jack is so NOT WORTHY of the love you have to give"
by fly_away_dragonfly March 3, 2010
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When a man describes another man in terms of female admiration; without being gay.
Ain't no way in hell I'll say that guy is hot, but he is worthy.
by My Apex December 1, 2009
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(adj.) To be of sufficient value.

(adj.) What i am am not in the eyes of the most mondolicious babes.

(adj.) Deserving credit or having credit or merit; useful or valuable; honorable.

(n.) A distinguished person.

I'm not worthy, your highness!

I'm not worth of Claudia Schiffer; what a fox!

Wayne and Garth: We're not worthy!
by papermachete October 27, 2005
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Definition 1:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=worthy

Definition 2:
Singer of a lot of jazz music.

Definition 3:
Oddly enough, contrary to definition 3 a person that is worthy is entirely uncreative and unable to coop with day to day challenges.

Definition 4:
Attach sticky hooks to the average fan. Wash panties... but be too stingy to pay for a dryer. Apply undies to fan hooks. Admire your work. Turn fan on. Scream in fear that you are watching panties swing around on the fan in a wibble wobble fashion. Pay for dryer afterall.

Definition 5:
Attempt to get revenge by sending out 20 emails with one word in each. Fail. Utterly Fail.

Definition 6:
Attempt to get revenge by making a bunch of phone calls. Fail miserably.

Definition 7:
Apologize for all of the above... and attempt to regain youthful innocence.
Ex:
My panties are dry. I'll fix that the Worthy way!

Ex:
I don't know what to do. I will be worthy.
by D'coy May 17, 2005
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Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.
"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"
by Bamhonkey January 27, 2006
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Worthy of pain and suffering. Deserving of "heroic" medical measures. Based on "sponge-worthy."
Scenario 1:
Med Student: "Ms. Jones has a multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She was independent before all this happened."
Senior MD: "Flog away. Intubated her, line her up, and start the pressors. Do everything you can to keep her alive!"

Scenario 2:
Med Student: "Ms. Jonese has multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She is totally demented, has no family, and lives in a nursing home. She is DNR-DNI."
Senior MD: Do not flog her. We're withdrawing care."
by Nudels August 16, 2012
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A word from the from the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day calendar that is good enough to be displayed on the wall to enjoy all year.
Ryan: Is the word of the day any good?
Kris: Yeah, it's awesome. Definitely wall worthy.
by McFigs March 19, 2011
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