Jizzlam

A radical new religious sect devoted to banging and screwing. It's greatest tenent is to lick it BEFORE you stick it.

Mussoweeni was gifted the phallic Sword of Jizzlam.

by Banana Hammie November 1, 2019

Jizzillion

The number equivalent to the product of the average number of spermatozoa in an ejaculation, 250 million or 250x10^6.

In 2021, the US population is equal to 1.32 Jizzillion people.

by Jack Hoeff January 29, 2021

jizzblast

When a guy drops his creamy load so fast that it's direction becomes hard to control.

Damn, Ian jizzblasted so hard he hit his dog, and then the dog licked it up, and then he did it again coz it was pretty damn funny.

by Jesus Rammsbottom December 11, 2008

Jizzlactite

A jizzlactite is a cave-like formation that is created when one successfully performs a jizz shot that sticks to the ceiling.

-Tour guide, "You'll notice these things that hang from the cave ceiling. They're called stalactites. They are very old."
-Billy, "Is that a stalactite?"
-Tour guide, "Oh my, that's no stalactite. That's a jizzlactite! That must have been from those darn kids in the last tour group!"

by Lord Razzola July 26, 2007

jizzlarious

So hilarious that you jizz yourself

Jake: "...and when he got up his pants fell down"
Dylan: "haha thats jizzlarious"

by DylanHansen December 9, 2008

jizzilicious

An adjective used to describe something or a feeling that has qualities as good if not greater than something described as delicious

Hey, How you feeling today?

Absolutely jizzilicious. I feel like i could run a marathon right now

by fofo92 July 29, 2009

Jizzular

When something is so amazing and or sexy that it gives you the sensation of getting banged

"holy shit these nachos are so fucking good" moaned bob
"ino man these are jizzular" said tim

by FaggyG June 10, 2010