Circle-Jerking

Responding to every status update/photo/like/tweet by your friends, and them doing the same for you.
Also applies when the update/photo/like/tweet is intended purely to get the online attention you crave.

"If Kellyn and Theo keep liking each other's comments and pictures and statuses, I'm gonna block both of them."
"I know. They live and work together. Is it really necessary?!"
"They're circle-jerking."

by the REAL Lex Complex October 17, 2011

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Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

by maxflight June 19, 2010

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jerkiatric

An old bitter person that never has anything good to say about anything or anyone.

Geriatric jerk jerkiatric

by ideamanrick October 7, 2010

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co-jerking

A co-jerking space is a shared working environment where people who might otherwise be productively working from their bedrooms are working alongside each other in a large common space. Co-jerkers are often inexperienced, highly distractible tech entrepreneurs obsessed with "innovation" and "community", are prone to making loud Skype calls, being overly supportive of each others' projects, and being obsessed with the latest successful company instead of their own.

I can't wait to move my tech startup to a normal office, and out of this co-jerking space.

by scooterkay April 5, 2015

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