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1. noun, a large congregation of hippies, esp. of the smelly & hairy variety

2. verb, to grow one's hair out to an unreasonable length

3. noun (slang), a really moldy piece of food, so moldy in fact, that it is of uncertain origin
1. If you walk through a hairt, you won't walk out the other side without an std.

2. - 'Holy crap, that guy looks like a girl.'
-- 'Yeah, he's hairtin' like Cher.'

3. - 'Is that dookie?'
-- 'Iono man, it looks kinda like a tennis ball.'
(poke)
-- 'Goddamn it, it's a hairt.'
hairt by meteoritekid October 18, 2007
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A sly word from the prefix, 'hair' and suffix, 'nus' (short for anus) which describes the filthy hair which cascades from your butthole and runs down your gooch.
Yo dude my hairnus is so long I could almost plat it!
hairnus by frazdog May 1, 2011
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A thin, usually black net, put on the head, used to keep the hair tight, avoiding spillage, food contamination etc. Used by chefs, cooks, waiters etc., also sometimes used by people with wigs.
"You’ll put on those kitchen whites, the glasses, and the hairnet."
Stephen King, 11/22/63
hairnet by gjordanov August 21, 2012
A ghost; a haunt; a spirit.
She was terrified of the haint that kept showing itself to her at midnight.
haint by CtotheK September 16, 2006
A pronunciation of haunted used primarily in the rural south
The elevator in my highrise is hainted, and so scary that bums won't even go in there to pee.
hainted by Oren November 17, 2004

I.G.U. Hairstyle 

A short, mannish hairstyle typically worn by middle-aged women. By adopting this hairstyle, a woman sends the clear message that "I Give Up" on trying to look either stylish or attractive.
I guess Bob's wife Carol just doesn't care anymore. First she put on an extra 30 pounds, and now she is sporting an I.G.U. hairstyle.
I.G.U. Hairstyle by LittleMich68 September 15, 2009

hairnado 

A tornado of dog hair resulting from drying a very hairy dog with a hair dryer after a bath.
Dude I dried off that hairy ass dog.. it was a fucking hairnado back there.
hairnado by RoffleRofl November 13, 2011