1. noun, a large congregation of hippies, esp. of the smelly & hairy variety
2. verb, to grow one's hair out to an unreasonable length
3. noun (slang), a really moldy piece of food, so moldy in fact, that it is of uncertain origin
1. If you walk through a hairt, you won't walk out the other side without an std.
2. - 'Holy crap, that guy looks like a girl.'
-- 'Yeah, he's hairtin' like Cher.'
3. - 'Is that dookie?'
-- 'Iono man, it looks kinda like a tennis ball.'
-- 'Goddamn it, it's a hairt.'