Granny walk

When you have no toilet paper and must walk like a granny bent over to retrieve some more toilet paper

I just had to granny walk to the other bathroom

by Stealth69hippo May 18, 2019

Kpop granny

When Granny Goonies cobwebs get wet because she saw a picture of KD Lang lookalike and K-Pop star, Jung Kook.

Damn, Goons cobwebs are dripping. Kpop Granny goes wild!

by nobody.22 January 12, 2023

Granny flag

an orange (hi-lited) flag on a high rod that the old people put on the bumper of their cars so they can find it easier.

Marge: "I can't find the damn car again!!"

Elmer: " I told you to put your granny flag on!"

by T. Wilson September 26, 2008

Granny Snatcher

A person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman.

"I just hooked up with a 70 year old babe... she's just been Granny Snatched".

The 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he's a Granny Snatcher.

by Nutbag April 9, 2012

granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

by Lombard South May 17, 2016

Granny Kathy

An old racist English teacher who is terrible at her job and we can assume is a demon from Hell in disguise. It is also believed that she gets off to famous fictional characters.

Yo, I went to ask Granny Kathy for the homework and found her reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" while shoving a dildo up her ass.

Granny Kathy gave me detention after I said that if Odysseus was real he would not want to go on a date with her.

by Thepublicagainstgrannykathy April 29, 2019

Goofy Granny Wagon

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.

Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!

by Lumpbag August 16, 2009