fapitalism

A political/social movement that disguises its realistic approach to altruism through humor. Also know as the "Hands on Party".

Q: Why is the world slowly becoming a better place?

A: More people are embracing fapitalism.

by cynical abe March 29, 2012

fappit

Masturbatory Smartwatch. Similar to Fitbit.

Got a great workout using my Fappit today, says I masturbated for 7 miles.

by urbandicpick April 27, 2016

fappitoe

The fapping of ones toe.

I got tired of masturbating so i decided to fappitoe.

by Are you sure about that? January 26, 2017

fapitalism

opposite of cummunism (definitely)

yo guys try out fapitalism

by Sophia_Cutie19 November 25, 2022

Fapitalism

An individual that jerks off about being a socialist whilst reaping the benefits of being a capitalist.

That Bernie Sanders sure is all about Fapitalism.

by anonymous July 19, 2023

Fapitalize

To maximize opportunity fapping and to take the chance to gain advantage from it; to capitalize on fapping.

Dude, that Carter guy is such a goon. He just found out what Erome was and is now starting to fapitalize on it.

by shashter March 20, 2025

Fapital Debt

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.

John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.

by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025