Definitions by virtual-fatality

Kentucky Meat Shower

When you're minding your own business in the woods pounding out a squirrel, then turn your head and your cousins nuts drag down your face and his cock plops into your mouth.

Yeah squirrel, you like that shit don't yughghg. Damnit Fred, I didn't ask for a Kentucky Meat shower!

Kentucky Meat Shower by virtual-fatality March 16, 2026

Fapital Debt 

When a person has a stockpile of pornography they have yet to masturbate to.

John: I'm not going out tonight.
Stacey: Why not?
John: I've got too much fapital debt.

Fapital Debt by virtual-fatality June 24, 2025