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Commissione 

Commission. Cosa Nostra’s parliament or board of management for each province of Sicily.
la Commissione, il douche!!!...
Commissione by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

Lyrical Commision 

One of Melbourne's (and arguably Australia's) strongest Hiphop group. Delivering dark, vicious rhymes over solid tracks. Members include Trem, Brad Strut and Bob Balans, with cuts supplied by DJ J-red.
Albums:
.The Stage is Set
.Murderous Metaphors
"As the beat drums i speak tongues, you cant comprehend since '91 heads in the know sayign WHATS FOR TREM.
Its on again as years passed, the stage was set, LC blazed each place, we grazed from A to Z, craters left from raps spawned and platforms, check the map flatten whole cities with just our wack slaunch, BACK TO STAUNCH.Youve seen uh-s my team crushed more mics than any clean cut rappers can dream up." - Trem, Hells Basement on Lyrical Commision's Murderous Metaphors.
Lyrical Commision by MagnoliaFan December 28, 2005

Cumcussion 

The resulting medical infliction resulting from the forcible impact of semen to the head.
"I rocked Jenny so hard in the dome with a load of spunk... she got a cumcussion and flew off the bed!"
Cumcussion by Dr. Fuck March 13, 2009
Commision (art commision) - most used on Deviantart, commision is a paid art, it costs real money. Also there are comms which are paid arts too, but cost Deviantart points.
A: Wow! I like your art! How about a commision?
B: Sure!
A: How much is it?
B: It is (for example) 50$
A: Ow, thanks! How can I pay?
B: You can pay by (for example) PayPal.
commision by Kitus September 5, 2016

Cummillionaire 

A man who made his fortune through sperm donation.
If they paid you every time you masturbated, you would be a Cummillionaire.
Cummillionaire by Ding Tong January 9, 2009

3 man commission

Raj Parker, Steve Stride and a well respected football expert voted 2-1 (guess how they voted individually) to allow the move of Wimbledon FC to Milton Keynes to become the Milton Keynes Dongs (as the "club" will now inevitably be referred to).
Winkelman bribed Parker and Stride and so they voted for the move. AFC Wimbledon was rightfully born right after this sham of a commission.
3 man commission by AFCW July 1, 2004