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Commision (art commision) - most used on Deviantart, commision is a paid art, it costs real money. Also there are comms which are paid arts too, but cost Deviantart points.
A: Wow! I like your art! How about a commision?
B: Sure!
A: How much is it?
B: It is (for example) 50$
A: Ow, thanks! How can I pay?
B: You can pay by (for example) PayPal.
commision by Kitus September 5, 2016
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Lyrical Commision 

One of Melbourne's (and arguably Australia's) strongest Hiphop group. Delivering dark, vicious rhymes over solid tracks. Members include Trem, Brad Strut and Bob Balans, with cuts supplied by DJ J-red.
Albums:
.The Stage is Set
.Murderous Metaphors
"As the beat drums i speak tongues, you cant comprehend since '91 heads in the know sayign WHATS FOR TREM.
Its on again as years passed, the stage was set, LC blazed each place, we grazed from A to Z, craters left from raps spawned and platforms, check the map flatten whole cities with just our wack slaunch, BACK TO STAUNCH.Youve seen uh-s my team crushed more mics than any clean cut rappers can dream up." - Trem, Hells Basement on Lyrical Commision's Murderous Metaphors.
Lyrical Commision by MagnoliaFan December 28, 2005

Out Of Commision 

when something is not working, or out of service
"hey dude, is your computer fixed yet?"
"no, it's still out of commision."
Out Of Commision by Jup!73r February 13, 2021

Communionated 

A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.
Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!

Ur family reunion is a homosexual communion 

The last form of ur mom gay. He last resort if your in the ur mom gay battle. The victim would receive all tortures known to man before evaporating.
You: Ur family tree lgbt

Boy: *Experience a slight kick*
Boy: Ur ancestors incestors
You: *Goes flying 50 feet away*
You: *cough* ur family reunion is a homosexual communion
Boy: *Screams in pain then fades from existence

head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp
"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"
head on collision by InventedHOD April 21, 2009

Commotional 

When an event is stimultaneously chaotic and emotional
The craziness of packing to move and saying goodbye to good friends has been very commotional.
Commotional by TiffMoo June 2, 2017
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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