Cumbrella

Elongated eye lashes used to block semen from getting in the eyes.

Him: "Aren't you worried it'll hit your eyes?"
Me: "Don't worry, I have a cumbrella."

by theonionkb February 3, 2021

Cumbrella

A three man job that requires one man to spread his ball sack out flat.
, Another man to ejaculate (cum) on the flatly spread ball sack, and a third man to suck the cun out of the ball sack with or without a straw.

Shawn: Johnny what are you doing tonight?
Johnny: I was thinking you and Jeff should come over so we can do a cumbrella

by Cumthu April 22, 2015

Cumbrella

A contraceptive device worn on the penis. A synonym to condom.

"Eh man, u got any comdamns?""Yea, here's my last cumbrella, chief."

by Jzza February 19, 2010

Cumbrella

Something used as a shield to block a mighty cum load landing on ones face!

"Wtf Bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a Cumbrella"

by RobDJ July 23, 2009

Cumbrella

Keeps cum out of your eyes

Do you have your cumbrella on?

by anonymous July 23, 2022

Cumbrella

An umbrella to sheild one from cum.

Husband: "Oh, god! Jizzgasm!"
Wife: "Sweet Jesus! Where the hell is my cumbrella?"

by Master Travisio May 31, 2005

Cumbrella

Fake eylashes

Hey shotry you got cumbrellas on

by Johnpadgett May 13, 2022