Cumbrellas 

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

Cumbrellas by BryanNi February 11, 2021

Cumbrellas 

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

Cumbrellas by Jr0ckk February 6, 2021

Cumbrellas 

Extremely exaggerated long fake eyelashes used by whores to prevent cum getting in their eyes.

Before ALL you guys bukkake my face let me put on my cumbrellas so I don’t get cum in my eyes. Cumbrellas are a great tool for whores who like to get cummed on the face but don’t want cum getting in their eyes.

Cumbrellas by Xtna_xtna October 20, 2023

Cumbrella 

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

UmbrellaSexual 

When you want to get it on with your umbrella ;)))

Someone whom is desperately romantically and sexually interested in umbrellas, or having intercourse with one

Seb: HOLY SHIT bro my umbrella is looking FINE today if you know what I'm saying

Riley: Not to be homophobic but that sounds a little UmbrellaSexual to me...

UmbrellaSexual by your bastard father's corpse February 2, 2021

cumbreallas 

Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes

“Make sure you don’t forget your cumbreallas girl”

cumbreallas by I just exist February 12, 2021

Cumbrella 

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

Cumbrella by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007