crotchpod

A slang tern for scrotum, or nut sack.

"Dave just kicked bill in the crotchpod!"

"Bob is sucked kyle's crotchpod!

by theshipsnake November 12, 2012

crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom

"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."

by Batrastard July 31, 2003

crotchmayo

Crotchmayo is the substance that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. First used in 1999 when i got lost in the woods for 3 weeks and when i was found i smelled like pure hell and the doctors said there would always be a faint odor coming from my crotch.

Rob: "yo dude...did you smell jason silverman's breath today. it smelled like he spread a jar of crotchmayo on a piece of toast and ate it...or like he was licking some guys sweaty balls. im guessing its the latter of the two."

by Rob Smith February 28, 2005

crotchtussle

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.

Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."

by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009

Crotchular

Apparel that places emphasis on the groin region.

Often such apparel causes high-pitched voice, decreased motor function, and excessive fidgeting.

'These pants are rather crotchular, don't you agree?'

'Do you even want children? then get out of those crotchular pants and into some cotton boxers!'

by Nevo June 17, 2008

crotchular

A description of one's genital region. Most commonly used in conjuction with the word "region"

Steve's crotchular region was struck by mike's fist after which steve asked mike "what are you doing with your life that's so impressive?"

by Mr. Cumstein May 9, 2005

Crotchburn

What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.

"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."

by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009