crotchmayo 

Crotchmayo is the substance that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. First used in 1999 when i got lost in the woods for 3 weeks and when i was found i smelled like pure hell and the doctors said there would always be a faint odor coming from my crotch.

Rob: "yo dude...did you smell jason silverman's breath today. it smelled like he spread a jar of crotchmayo on a piece of toast and ate it...or like he was licking some guys sweaty balls. im guessing its the latter of the two."

crotchmayo by Rob Smith February 28, 2005

Crotchcano 

A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.

Adj: Vagina

Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.

Crotchcano by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010

crotchalogical 

the logic of the crotch

We chose to put this in crotchalogical order because it shows the order of my penis's preference.

crotchalogical by Happy Loman December 21, 2008

crotchmasking 

When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.

"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"

crotchmasking by Crotchmasking Inventor September 19, 2009

Crotchmeyer 

the one true master of dick, balls, and pussy.

he will make a man's balls explode with his 40,000 year old million-tongues blowjob technique, and melt a woman's mind with his 60,000 year old ancient olive-style cunnilingus technique.

fear him, worship him, it makes no difference. he will make all your sex parts feel like they were being touched for the first time all over again.

long live crotchmeyer

Crotchmeyer by BrowntonioBrown July 4, 2023