turtle cretin

A person who is completely stupid and meaningless, when this person is tapped un-knowingly on there head there head will retract into there neck like a turtle. Also they excrete a odour that resembles perspiration, body odour and feces.

“Lee is a complete turtle cretin”

by wee joby August 10, 2009

Nupur Chetia

Hot girl everyone drools for, she's popular for singing.

Hey! look it's Nupur Chetia, need an autograph.

by 123bot May 29, 2021

Cretin Troll

Someone who uses UrbanDictionary as their own private forum.

Help Rid This Site of Cretin Trolls

by ME!! June 26, 2006

Cretaceous

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

by Kigs December 7, 2006

crutianality

For something that needs to be done, it has to have crutianality.

Peter - Crutianality boys, crutianality.

by Cody J. May 16, 2007

Cretinville

Where a cretin would lurk, hideout, and act creepy. Where the most shady of weasels spend their days. No person ever wants to visit.

Shady Grady lives in cretinville.

Hey baby Babel go back to cretinville.

by Sociable December 8, 2010

cretinfuck

Someone who is an absolute idiot. They usually confine to one or more of the following common symptoms; having no street knowledge whatsoever, makes stupid non-sensical comments, having illogical (usually illuminati based) ideas, and completing actions based on these various principles of generic idiotic life

Daz: What was Jack thinking when he wore that full body tracksuit?

Isels: I don't know, but he's not as bad as Malcolm who thinks that McDonalds is run by the Illuminati

Daz: Christ, they're both such cretinfuck's

Isels: Hmmm, I'm not sure, Callum is much more of a cretinfuck for thinking it's ok to piss into a his sink in his room.

by Generic Man January 27, 2015