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Crap Ton

The word for many many many amounts of something. Used as a an exaggeration
Ella ate a crap ton of guacamole😋🤤
by Joshey2284 June 10, 2021
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Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004
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craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap
Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.
by deadheadrik December 22, 2009
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Eric Clapton

The greatest British blues guitarist to ever walk this earth
see also EC
by WistfulThinker March 30, 2004
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Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
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clapton

After the legendary musician Eric Clapton. A stud that makes magic with his hands and mouth when with a woman. A true Clapton can make a snobby, stuck-up woman turn into warm butter in mere seconds.
I'm playing hardball tonight, competing against that Clapton over for that woman up at the bar.
by busterboner August 28, 2009
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craptop

An inferior laptop that is in poor physical condition which never seems to die, despite its unattractive appearance. This could also be a laptop that stays under the bathroom sink until you need to pass some time while pooping.
I own this laptop which is a Pentium 4 2.4gHz, but the hard drive is really slow, the video is shared ram, it doesn't have USB 2.0, and no PCMCIA slot, plus the battery is dead, all the paint has worn off where you rest your hands on the keyboard, and the screen was wobbly and sometimes would flicker. Likewise, I had a lightweight Sony craptop that had screen issues, but it was great for bringing to the can!
by dustin fields December 7, 2006
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