crapitude

a combination of crappy and attitude:to have a shitty attitude.

The staff at my local Husky store have some serious crapitude.

by Ali holla January 27, 2007

crapitos

Those stinky, nasty tasting burritos that you can buy at the local grocery store for 25 cents.

Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.

by Tibor the Herbalizer July 14, 2004

crapitude

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

by steve austin July 20, 2004

Crumpits

N. Durring sex, a hott french woman will scream this word, to signify she is plessured.

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crumpits!!!!!, thats the baget"

by R2S+D2 September 20, 2007

crapicus

Variation of the word "crap", intended to sound latin and scholarly. Can be used in place of "Oh crap"

Crapicus, I drop my keys and can't find them.

by megnari July 23, 2009

Crapitulate

v. To settle a dispute between two parties in which both end up being sleighted

v. To end a fight under pressure of a third party when you never really wanted to end the dispute in the first place and most likely still harbor a considerable amount of ill-wil for the person with which you were fighting

Cornwallias: "So I heard you and Gwendolyn stopped arguing and got back together."

Xavier: "Yeah, I still hate her but we crapitulated."

by CocytusBreath September 8, 2009

Champitis

Something you contract when encountering someone who is champ. Symptoms are: frowning of the face, compulsive urge to say "champ!", and mabey the occasional stomach churn. The only cure is seeing some serious bait.

Friend 1: Oh gosh some dude tried to go smack at me!
Friend 2: Was he cute!?
Friend 1: No girl! FAR from it he was real champ. Had the nerve to come up to me wearin a Fubu shirt, A Coogi hat, and some Pumas....And now i cant stop frownin i think i got Champitis.
Friend 2: Iight time to go get you some bait to wipe that frown of your face.

by ThisHasBeenWritinByMe November 1, 2010