Cockalypse

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.

Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.

by Bryggare December 12, 2010

cockal tunnel syndrome

Carpal tunnel syndrome brought on by excessive masturbation

Dave used to jerk off constantly, until he developed cockal tunnel syndrome.

by drew 100 March 1, 2007

Cockalicious

When something is so good, it can only be described by one's cock. Most of the time this would include Anus Clown

Dude, those tits are COCKALICIOUS!

Im totally COCKALICIOUS

Person 1: your mom is cockalicious
Person 2: *Pisses on*

by Cum guL November 26, 2006

Cockalepsy

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.

That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.

by Megsima September 4, 2009

Cockalini

the first Cockalini ever was Gerrard Daly
noun: someone that is acting absurd or ridiculous

anyone that looks or acts like Gerrard Daly

Yo man, knock it off you're being such a cockalini

by ezzz_cheez June 24, 2016

Cocalico High School

Cocalico is home to the biggest community of jocks, vape lords, and Denver thugs. They like to spend their time smoking, partying, or cheating during a test. Most people end up staying in Cocalico and doing nothing with their life. It is located in Lancaster, PA.

Hello do you go to Cocalico High School? Have any beer?

by nobodylonerweirdonerd March 20, 2021