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verbal blitzkrieg

Derived from the term Blitzkrieg, or lightning war in German, to verbally Blitzkrieg somebody is to attack them in in machine-gun repetition who is the most brutal insults you can muster at any given point in time, not pausing to take a breath, or allow your opponent a word edgewise. The name is of course derived from the strategy of shock Warfare tactics utilized by the Nazis in World War II period however no one actually dies during a verbal Blitzkrieg, but the goal is to make the other person wish they were dead.
Guy 1: (tells boring bullshit story,)
Guy 2: you know that story actually reminds me of the last time I was fucking your mother? I was one of the first guys in line so she hadn't been used up yet, anywho... I decided at that point to go ass to pussy, and I remember thinking to myself distinctly that her pussy was so fucking tight, no fucking way of baby came out of there no fucking way, you're adopted dude. Then her sibilance, would you tasted like hot dog water by the way, spattered me about the face so I reach back the fucking Florida and pimp slap that bitch in the middle of Nebraska just like the Avenue where I picked her up for the gangbang for a crack rock and hit a crystal meth in 20 bucks. And after that I told her how much I just wish that she had either swallowed you or made like you were her car keys locked inside of her Sentra and pulled you out with a coat hanger.
Guy 1: okay enough with the verbal Blitzkrieg, I'll stop telling the fucking story.
by Mjolnir12982 June 13, 2017
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blitzcrank

the most utterly Jewish, broken champ in league of legends.
teemo:"Oh fuck i just got blitz grabbed."

Announcer: "an ally has been slained"

Teemo: "fuck you blitz."

Blitzcrank: "trolololol"
by Blitzcrank 4 life November 7, 2013
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Blitzin'

(Bliht-zihn)
- Verb

1. Rocking out.
2. Partying down.
3. Doing something others consider cool.
4. One of Santa's reindeer.
1. Lex, you are blitzin' out!
2. Let's get blitzin'!
3. Keep on blitzin'!
4. On Dasher, on whoever, on Blitzin'...
by Lex.M February 3, 2010
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Blitzgrief

A very fast form of ground warfare supported by strategic air strikes that results in grief for all involved, even if victory is achieved. See also: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
After the blitzgrief in Iraq, the people in the US and the people in Iraq were all upset about the outcome.
by Mr_Shifty August 25, 2009
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blitzfick

German slang that, translated, means "lightening fuck".
Touch me again and I'll blitzfick you into oblivion.
by Jackson Blakeman January 2, 2008
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Blitzed

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
by holl March 19, 2003
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blitz chess

Blitz Chess is a variant of chess that is played under quick time controls, usually 5 minute or 3 minutes allocated to each side. It is highly addicting to many chess players, and widely played on internet servers such as Internet Chess Club, and Playchess.
Man, Joe I just beat a 2300 on playchess in blitz chess. I can beat Kasparov now.
by Joe Brignax April 18, 2008
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