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German slang that, translated, means "lightening fuck".
Touch me again and I'll blitzfick you into oblivion.
blitzfick by Jackson Blakeman January 2, 2008
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blickficken 

It's a german word for "to lookfuck somebody"
Like when some person looks at another with the sentence "i wanna fuck ya" in their eyes.
blickficken - Hast du mich etwa gerade geblickfickt?!
blickficken by Ragemore July 19, 2009

Blitzfisch 

The Blitzfisch ate an entire Power Station! Oh My GAWD!
Blitzfisch by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003

Blitzfucking 

Being blitzfucked means you won't feel your lower half in the morning.
I was up all night blitzfucking my girlfriend, then she did it to me.
Blitzfucking by SkyBlueAviator September 30, 2023

Blitznackered 

to be mellowed out by substance, Blazed, high
I'm feeling blitznackered today.
Blitznackered by supa420 February 19, 2009

Blizznick 

A rear-end pimple, also know as an ass pimple, that is popped and collected for its juice. After the aformentioned blizz juice is collected, it is rubbed on the penis and used as anal lubricant for your various needs. The feeling can be enhanced if multiple people and or pimples are included.

Here are some things to know before you proceed in your fantastic anal fun:

1. The ass pimples should only be popped when they have reached the climax of there size, that way you get maximum pimple juice fuel.

2. Collect the juice in safe containers, as not contaminate the blizz juice, or you may encounter discomfort when commencing in anal activities.
Charlie and I had a wild time at the blizznick orgy last night. I can only assume he's stopped useing his acne cream after his average sized asspimple popped on his friend's meat rod.
Blizznick by Dillon J.D Smither April 23, 2024
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murderhobo 

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