Twatmongrel

(noun) an incredibly annoying woman.

"That customer was loud, rude and completely resistant to the idea that she was entering her information incorrectly. In short, she was a twatmongrel."

by lady wordsmith July 28, 2009

Titmouse

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

twitlonger

a free service that you can sign onto with twitter and tweet more then 140 characters

twitlonger : you can write more then 140 characters in a tweet.

by dell44223 October 5, 2009

Twitbooking

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.

John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

twitcode

A computer program written in less than 130 characters. That is, a computer program that can be posted on twitter without any alteration.

Programmer 1 - Hey, but thats gonna need a lot of efforts.
Programmer 2 - No man, thats just a twitcode.

by Chirantan May 27, 2009

Twittoid

A person who lives off of twitter

Heard of a twittoid?
Literally a person who lives like a redditor but on twitter instead

by efrin December 16, 2020

Twitoris

Any news item or public event, no matter how small or hard to find, that arouses a sudden and significant level of excitement from the Twitter community.

Bob: Man, did you see how Twitter lit up after Ahmadinejad's statement that "(There is) no significant need for the United States"?

Dave: Yeah I know. He really found the twitoris with that one.

by IdnEgo October 1, 2009